Wilder Philosophy

• "You can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter... because you'll die a lot of times."

• "I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.”

• "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."

• "All you need are the three fundamentals: Scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White.”

Now "Write that down..."